Privacy Policy
📜 Privacy Policy — Remote Human
At Remote Human, we take privacy seriously — but not ourselves. So here’s the deal:
We don’t sell your data. We don’t stalk your callers. We don’t whisper your secrets to AI overlords (we’re not even on speaking terms).
What We Collect (and Why):
We collect only the information we need to do our jobs like rockstars — stuff like:
Your business hours (so we don’t answer the phone at 2 a.m. unless you want us to)
Call scripts (so we know what to say instead of freestyling)
Basic contact info (so we can reach you if your voicemail has gone on vacation)
What We Don’t Do:
Sell your info to third parties
Share your data with shady marketers
Track your every move like a nosy neighbor with binoculars
We don’t keep any more data than we have to, and everything we store is locked up tighter than grandma’s best pickles.
Cookies?
Sure, we use basic cookies on our website. Not the chocolate chip kind (sadly), just the kind that help the site function and give us anonymous insights to improve. Nothing creepy, nothing personal.
Third-Party Tools:
We might use secure, trusted services (like scheduling platforms or CRM systems) to help us deliver our magic. But we only partner with companies who treat your info as respectfully as we do.
Your Rights:
You can always request to see what data we’ve got, update it, or ask us to delete it like it never happened. Just say the word.
Questions?
Hit us up anytime. A real, live human will respond — probably with excellent phone manners and maybe a dad joke or two.
📞 help@theremotehuman.com
☎️ 1-800-NO-BOTS
Thanks for trusting Remote Human — where privacy is sacred and your data stays in the vault.